This Blog Is Mine
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YES I’M GAY:
faGgot
dykAe (the a is silent)
trannY
i may be stupid
you shut your whore mouth
i won’t hesitate bitch
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This is probably like my favourite comic ever made in the world i think
He’s literally worse than the joker
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*at the door to the selkie convention* good evening, ladies—allow me to take your coats
QUICK UPDATE: i am paying 182 alimony checks
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okay but the thing is, two-sunned planet humans could have all kinds of weird alien biology going on. we just don’t know. therefore, what if two-sunned humans actually benefit from having gastroliths to help digest their food. what if it’s normal for them to eat rocks
during the crystal kingdom, magnus has a full stomach of candlenights cookies that’s bothering him a little, on top of all the stress of saving the world and all. so when he sees the philosopher’s stone, some instinct that not even the voidfish could erase makes him think “maybe eating a rock will fix me.”
lucretia is so distressed about this turn of events not only because it’s a grand relic, but because she’s afraid that somehow people will realize that since middle age, she’s also has to eat rocks occasionally to keep her heartburn down, and there’s no fucking way she’ll be able to live that down. could you imagine the questions.
barry, like lucretia, is old enough with enough tummy troubles that he can’t get away with forgetting to do it like magnus can. he has to use the coin to remind himself to just munch down on some gravel sometimes (it takes a lot of convincing). if two-sunned elves can echolocate i think two-sunned humans should be able to eat rocks
the bag of hard candy magnus brought on the starblaster was actually just fucking rocks
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I LOVE THEM
steve
sports
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the weirdest thing that happened to me 25 months ago was getting sent this counterfeit pizza hut coupon
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soidreamtiwasastarfleetcommander:
I read the thread and what isn’t clear from one tweet that this 9yr old was reffing an adult women’s league, not a children’s league. And that woman who argued with said child ref was a player not a mom.
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Not parasocial love nor parasocial hate but a secret third thing where I respect the celebrity for their talents and achievements while acknowledging that I do not have a personal relationship with them and that they are a human with flaws
Thank you for acknowledging that parasocial hate is just as weird as parasocial love. You don’t know them. Stop speculating about them actually being horrible.
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